peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via abirdinthewild)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

mexicancondom:

these fuckers lived longer than the main characters

Yeah cuz they follow the code of WWBD

(Source: toschestations, via abirdinthewild)

nuclearpiss:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

HE’S FUCKING HUGE HOW DID SHE SURVIVE

(via emilianadarling)

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

(via timeywhiney)

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

(Source: daryl-the-lil-asskicker, via slowly-embracing-it-all)

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

jdmookami:

sixpenceee:

The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.

You can view the full concept idea of it here: X

I wish to play this game. Like right now. No one knows my deepest fears, not even me. This shall be good

^^^ 

THIS

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS MESSAGE

(via dracovengeance)

kazzgillan:

supernatural + what the actual fuck is going on here

(via dracovengeance)

nobodysgurrl:

blackbanshee:

conkersradfurday:

do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011)

how do you even jerk off to this

ARE THOSE VIBRATERS ON HIS FINGERS

Omg

(via beautyinbodies)

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

(via puffymind)

weeping-angelcondoms:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

I’ve never seen Dean look so done

Dean was just so done with everything in this episode

(Source: failchester, via carrying-on-waywardly)

lumos5001:

shitty-post-police:

odair:

imagine a gay character who’s entire story isn’t surrounded by him being gay

image 

slow clap for JK Rowling

(via beautyinbodies)

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

(via emilianadarling)