cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via verticalbutthole)

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

(Source: maxofs2d, via westendkarkat)

mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

astrodidact:

for-science-sake:

The Black Egret is a species of bird that occupies African, coastal streams, rivers and flats. They use a unique and effective fishing strategy called Canopy Feeding. This is when they cloak their wings around Themselves to shade the water and entice fish into their seemingly safe shade.

Fish are realllyyyy gonna egret going near this guy…

Do you wanna play a game of nighttime daytime?

http://youtu.be/EQ1HKCYJM5U

(via westendkarkat)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

(Source: kat-dennings, via the-starring-r0le)

thefrozenhedgehog:

hermionejg:

asammyg:

vicmorrowsghost:

fwips:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Im fuckin furious 

I’m reblogging this because I know it’s going to destroy some of you. :P

OH. My God. GTFO of here. 

SERIOUSLY WTF

I don’t know how to do this.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

tastefullyoffensive:

Every time I open my laptop. [x]

(via foreverandalwayssuperwholocked)

perlockholmes:

foreverwholocked:

systemofadowneyjr:

shoutout to photographers who make their subjects do stupid shit

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i’m sorry but benedict in the last one just looks so upset

we can do worse with Ben, to be honest:

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I mean, even Ben looks fed up and confused

(Source: outstanding-mediocrity, via mytrueaddictons)

wigglytuffer:

when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like

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(Source: wigglytuffer, via samosasock)

olivia-p-grant:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

You can read her lips & see the NY accent.

(via amy-in-the-sky-with-amethysts)

edismyfirefly:

notsomolly:

youcouldfuckingkissme:

Accurate representation of menstruation

This is why chocolate is so effective.

I think you broke harry potter

(Source: youcouldfuckingkissme, via amy-in-the-sky-with-amethysts)

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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(via space-leviathan)